Hell….even pastors in Texas shouldn’t be messed around with.
Pastor Lorenzo Martinez and his family, residents of Cypress, Texas, were subjects of a home invasion by a man wearing only his underwear. After a violent scuffle, the intruder was shot dead at the scene of the crime.
Kudos, Pastor Martinez. Josh or Ladd would have simply wet their pants then dropped to their knees to offer pleasure of the flesh because, you know, we all should be wearing pussy hats or waving dildos around instead of guns.